Oh My Guido!

Welcome to OhMyGuido.com

What's a Guido?

A sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area.

WARDROBE: tight zipper shirts, tracksuits, designer jeans, fuzzy kangol hats, tiny hoop earrings, fake gold chains, and related Euro-trash garb and tacky cheese-wear.
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Also known as: Mooiboy, Sjappie, Sjonnie, Guidette (female version), Douchebag, Gaymo, hotti.

Also, you will not only find Guidos, but also other lame people who pretend to be better than they really are, or just have no idea how pathetic they look.